Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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