it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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