farters have to be the big spoon...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.