Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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