Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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