when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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