what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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