She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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