A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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