READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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