ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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