community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm too high and old for this...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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