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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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