i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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