so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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