We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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