I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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