Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?