Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
last night I used snow as a chaser
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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