The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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