She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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