What a fucking waste of an outfit
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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