Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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