So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
