And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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You. Win. At. Life.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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