Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Even my vagina gasped.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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