Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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