I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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