He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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