The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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