38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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