We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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