He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
its not stalking. its research.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
