hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
