if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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