Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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