there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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