Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
The Olympian is in my bed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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