I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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