I like my sex mixed with concussions.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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