i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
