Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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