everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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