Your face is a jimmy john
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now