ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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