RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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