God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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