How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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