Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said