I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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