dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is Oprah even human
I'm too high and old for this...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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