Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
