If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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