she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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